Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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