The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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