Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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