thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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