I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
