Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Found the puke drawer
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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