I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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