So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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