so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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