it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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