i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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