"it" just moved
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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