It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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