He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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