So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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