You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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