She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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