your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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