Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
