make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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