He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
