a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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