whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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