i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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