I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
