I am in a vortex of obligation.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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