I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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