Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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