hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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