Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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