I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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