it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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