Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You made out with two different species that night
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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