Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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