I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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