his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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