i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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