ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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