Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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