You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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