he shaved USA in his pubs
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
