We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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