Betty ford says i'm here all night
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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