dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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