Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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