at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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