Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
that may or may not have been my penis.
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