Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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