he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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