Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
