i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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