I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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