Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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