let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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